"You wake them, or show your face, yes. I will shoot you."
It’s not that big of a deal. All you win is a children’s karate trophy, so.
The radio moves onto other things. But there was time, one day, one single day, in which it was only one story, a story about you. And you were pleased, because you always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio.
Welcome to Night Vale - Episode 13
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*